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Welcome to Metzilla. The only website that has you eat vegetables and keeps you teenage sons room smelling fresh 24/7. Just kidding. If I could do that, I'd be a millionaire. But I can't, so I guess I'm stuck with you people. JK. I love you. Most of you. Not all of you. Because some of you I don't know and you can't love someone that you don't know. But, I do know chocolate. And I know that it's the best thing since toast. But if you put toast and chocolate together, it makes it even more delicious. Dang It! Now I want that, and so do you! It's what all the cool kids want.
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Ok, I want everyone to understand that this is a JOKE. I don't mean anything toward Edward, because I am TEAM EDWARD all the way! This is just a joke, so laugh people! JEEZ!
